Life Is Good.
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| Wind |
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| Followed By The Rain |
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| Followed By The Sunset |
I'm now living the life that everybody imagined they would have when they retired. If they had one hell of an imagination.
Saturday, December 24, 2016
Sometimes Trailer Trash Can Be Beautiful
8 Weeks, 6,000 km on the motorhome, 2,000 km on the bikes, more State and National Parks and Monuments than I can count, sunrise in Monument Valley, Stars in Death Valley, floods in Perris, a bunch of Americans pleading for sanctuary, some skydiving, massive cities, ghost towns, canyons large and small, and a Valley Of Fire. Hwy 74 to Palm Springs, or the opposite direction to The Pacific Coast Highway, high speed runs, low speed lane splitting (scary as FUCK at first but lots of fun once you get used to it), Canyon Carving, High Speed Runs across the Desert (didn't buy fast motorcycles to hold up traffic), and it's all brought us to Skydive Arizona for the Christmas Boogie. Just in time for a storm with wind so strong it was making the slide on the motorhome move in and out. The DZ is mostly submerged, water and gelatinous quicksand like mud everywhere trapping us in the motorhome, temperatures in the low teens for the next week, and we couldn't be happier. The Charlie Brown Christmas Tree is up and decorated, we have a years worth of movies courtesy of George and Celine, stacks of jump tickets, boxes and bags of cheap booze, party goods from Colorado, and we're spending our second Christmas not shoveling snow.
Tuesday, November 8, 2016
US Election Night 2016
As soon as we crossed the border into the US we stocked up on Beer, food, and US cell phone plans.
Somewhere around the Mississippi we stocked up on Vodka and Chocolate.
When we got to Colorado we went shopping for "Party Goods" of a type that will still get you thrown in jail in Canada. (I should have stuck to the budget, but I'm a terrible impulse shopper).
Fortunately we had the foresight to bring all the bags of Salt and Vinegar chips we could carry, I see munchies in our future.
We are currently tucked in (barricaded?) into our motor home in a Lowes parking lot somewhere off I-70 in Colorado watching with morbid fascination as one of the leading democracies in the world implodes in spectacular fashion around us. It could be worse.
Our elevation is a little below 10,000 ft. We crossed over a 11,400 foot mountain pass to get here. just as we were coming to the peak all the bags of chips had reached their limits and started to explode. It sounded remarkably like gunfire going off inside the RV.
Nope. it's just election night in the USA. Noisy, crummy, and not enough oxygen.
Sunday, September 25, 2016
It's a Beautiful Day In Our Neighborhood....
Yesterday I was riding wearing shorts and a tee shirt under my mesh jacket and pants. Even with the air flowing through I was sweating. Today I was wearing most of the warm clothing I brought with and had the grip heaters set on full, and was still cold.
But it was still a good day.
We started out by slabbing it up Interstate 81 for 3 hours to get some miles behind us before heading north into a series of national parks and forests. The first sign that the day was going to improve was sighting a glider soaring along beside us as he rode the lift generated by the wind going up over a ridge that paralleled the highway. He circled around a few times, doing steep turns to go back and forth along the ridge, leaving me envious of the way he was effortlessly riding the wind.
We finally left him behind just as we entered the first forest, the houses at the side of the road being replaced by old growth trees rising on either side of the highway to join over our heads as a canopy. The road was perfect, a weaving winding nonstop ribbon stretching out in front of us, hardly ever holding a steady heading, no traffic lights, stop signs, or driveways. We wove back and forth over and around a series of hills and small mountains, little traffic, and no trucks or motor homes holding us up. We After all the tight twisty roads we had spent the last week riding it was a lovely way to wind down from our trip. It was a perfect day, it couldn't have been any better.
That's when we passed a sign warning us about construction for the next 9 miles. The pavement was so perfect it looked like they had finished it that morning, but instead of lasting for 9 miles it went on and on, 50 miles or more of pristine asphalt daring us to go ever quicker. The posted speed limit was 45 MPH but we averaged 60-70, barely slowing down even for the sharper corners. There was no dirt or gravel contaminating the corners, the surface was billiard smooth. It was a perfect day, it couldn't get any better.
That's when we spotted a roadside cafe and pulled in for coffee and a snack. Brenda's Cafe on Pennsylvania Highway 144. It was a hardware store for 132 years before being converted into a general store/cafe. The coffee was hot and fresh, 50 cents for a large cup, and a chicken salad sandwich large enough to choke a horse was 5 bucks. There were huge slabs of extra sharp cheddar on sale dirt cheap and I tried to calculate how many I could fit into my luggage as I tried to remember if was even allowed to bring any across the border. We left with full belly's and full fuel tanks, it was a perfect day, it couldn't get any better.
Highway 144 finally (sadly) ended at highway 6, and we turned to make our final run to tonight's hotel. It always seems that at the end of the day we wind up dealing with a train of slow moving vehicles impeding our progress with no good places to pass, with us blinded by a setting sun.
Not today. We were headed east putting the sun at our backs lighting our way. Every time we needed to pass a group of cars the perfect spot appeared on cue letting us blast by with a quick twist of the throttle. The fact that our bikes have a power to weight ratio similar to a European Supercar helps make short work of anyone in our way. The speed limit went up to 55 and we spent our last hour of the day doing much faster than that as the road took us straight to our hotel.
But tomorrow will be even better. Tomorrow we will be back in Ottawa, our 10 day 5,000 km road trip will be at an end, and I will sleep in my own bed, curled up with Cassandra in my arms. I can't for the life of me think of a better way to end the day than that.
But it was still a good day.
We started out by slabbing it up Interstate 81 for 3 hours to get some miles behind us before heading north into a series of national parks and forests. The first sign that the day was going to improve was sighting a glider soaring along beside us as he rode the lift generated by the wind going up over a ridge that paralleled the highway. He circled around a few times, doing steep turns to go back and forth along the ridge, leaving me envious of the way he was effortlessly riding the wind.
We finally left him behind just as we entered the first forest, the houses at the side of the road being replaced by old growth trees rising on either side of the highway to join over our heads as a canopy. The road was perfect, a weaving winding nonstop ribbon stretching out in front of us, hardly ever holding a steady heading, no traffic lights, stop signs, or driveways. We wove back and forth over and around a series of hills and small mountains, little traffic, and no trucks or motor homes holding us up. We After all the tight twisty roads we had spent the last week riding it was a lovely way to wind down from our trip. It was a perfect day, it couldn't have been any better.
That's when we passed a sign warning us about construction for the next 9 miles. The pavement was so perfect it looked like they had finished it that morning, but instead of lasting for 9 miles it went on and on, 50 miles or more of pristine asphalt daring us to go ever quicker. The posted speed limit was 45 MPH but we averaged 60-70, barely slowing down even for the sharper corners. There was no dirt or gravel contaminating the corners, the surface was billiard smooth. It was a perfect day, it couldn't get any better.
That's when we spotted a roadside cafe and pulled in for coffee and a snack. Brenda's Cafe on Pennsylvania Highway 144. It was a hardware store for 132 years before being converted into a general store/cafe. The coffee was hot and fresh, 50 cents for a large cup, and a chicken salad sandwich large enough to choke a horse was 5 bucks. There were huge slabs of extra sharp cheddar on sale dirt cheap and I tried to calculate how many I could fit into my luggage as I tried to remember if was even allowed to bring any across the border. We left with full belly's and full fuel tanks, it was a perfect day, it couldn't get any better.
Highway 144 finally (sadly) ended at highway 6, and we turned to make our final run to tonight's hotel. It always seems that at the end of the day we wind up dealing with a train of slow moving vehicles impeding our progress with no good places to pass, with us blinded by a setting sun.
Not today. We were headed east putting the sun at our backs lighting our way. Every time we needed to pass a group of cars the perfect spot appeared on cue letting us blast by with a quick twist of the throttle. The fact that our bikes have a power to weight ratio similar to a European Supercar helps make short work of anyone in our way. The speed limit went up to 55 and we spent our last hour of the day doing much faster than that as the road took us straight to our hotel.
But tomorrow will be even better. Tomorrow we will be back in Ottawa, our 10 day 5,000 km road trip will be at an end, and I will sleep in my own bed, curled up with Cassandra in my arms. I can't for the life of me think of a better way to end the day than that.
Saturday, September 24, 2016
Race Riots and Gas Shortages
One problem about going to the Appalachians is that it takes forever to get anywhere. The nice thing is we don't care, the journey really is the purpose of the trip. A distance on the map that would take an hour to cover on the Interstate can take 3 or 4 on the roads that we came here for. It's not unusual to go for miles shifting between 1st and 2nd gear as we twist and turn up and down the switchbacks climbing and descending one mountain range after another. Over and over again I would try to drop down a gear while negotiating yet another 180 degree turn going uphill at a steep angle only to realize that I was already in 1st gear, there was no lower gear to shift to. There is no such thing as a straight line here. We even had a couple of 360 degree turns on the Smokey Mountain Parkway, the road circling around to cross back under itself.
We have been through parts of New York, Pennsylvania, Delaware, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia, and we even made it as far south as Georgia. On the way down and again on the way back we have been in and out of Virginia more times than Virginia's date was in and out of her on prom night. It has all been very confusing, the way some of these states seem to overlap and curl around each each other. They could take some lessons from Saskatchewan and square things up a bit. We've ridden the Tail Of The Dragon, The Back Of The Dragon, The Claw Of The Dragon, The Snake, The Diamondback, and discovered The Rattler completely by accident. Those are only the roads that for some reason have become famous enough to have earned a name. Some of our favorites have been the ones we took simply because they took us in a direction we chose to go. Highway 28 heading south from Bryson City just outside Smoky Mountains National Park swoops and dives up and over more hills and mountains than we could count, alternating between tight twisting switchbacks and long sweeping turns across gorgeous valleys, every minute bringing a completely different landscape. On the way down we jumped on and off the Blue Ridge Parkway anytime it suited us, now that we're on our way home we spent all day yesterday tearing back along it, riding the spine of the Appalachians. The trees would suddenly part on one side revealing mile after mile of sweeping vista, then close in again only to part on the other side, on rare occasions dropping away on both sides leaving us belting along literally above the clouds with the world spread out around us. On Skyline Drive we climbed up through the rain to find ourselves sandwiched between two layers of cloud, the visibility alternating between tens of miles and ten yards. We've passed stands of bamboo, valleys taken over by Kudzu, taken pictures of banana trees, eaten fantastic meals in roadside dives, and once gotten so lost we wound up running on fumes only to emerge from some cart path finding ourselves at the gas station we'd filled up at hours earlier. The same guys were sitting on a bench out front, they made the same small talk as we shared another cup of coffee with them before gassing up. Again.
I have traveled extensively throughout North America, and have often been asked for travel advice. My advice sucks. I don't know anything about all the things normal people would be interested in, but I have spent weeks at a time researching, marking, then exploring every fun piece of pavement I could find. Don't ask me about cool things to see, but if you want to know a fun way to get there, I'm your guy.
If I was to make a guess on who might win the upcoming US election based on who has the most lawn signs Trump would be the hands down favorite. We've been passing through some of the most impoverished areas of the US, neighborhoods that would seem to have little in common with a billionaire, but his signs can regularly be spotted at the side of the road. As for Hillary, the only sign I have noticed read "Clinton For Prison". I wish her luck.
We had been tearing around Appalachia for several days before we paid any attention to what was going on in the real world. What brought it to our attention was having to go to several gas stations one morning to find one that had fuel, it seemed that somewhere out there a pipeline had burst resulting in fuel shortages throughout the southeast. That night when we were watching the news the lead story was the National Guard being called out in Charlotte North Carolina. It wasn't until we were planning our route for the next day that we realized we were only an hour away from where people were marching in the streets. We decided to go the other way the next morning.
As usual our bikes attract attention everywhere we go. "Where y'all headed?" "Where y'all frum?" "Is that bike as fast as it looks?" Not sure - Canada - and a resounding YES!
We have been through parts of New York, Pennsylvania, Delaware, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia, and we even made it as far south as Georgia. On the way down and again on the way back we have been in and out of Virginia more times than Virginia's date was in and out of her on prom night. It has all been very confusing, the way some of these states seem to overlap and curl around each each other. They could take some lessons from Saskatchewan and square things up a bit. We've ridden the Tail Of The Dragon, The Back Of The Dragon, The Claw Of The Dragon, The Snake, The Diamondback, and discovered The Rattler completely by accident. Those are only the roads that for some reason have become famous enough to have earned a name. Some of our favorites have been the ones we took simply because they took us in a direction we chose to go. Highway 28 heading south from Bryson City just outside Smoky Mountains National Park swoops and dives up and over more hills and mountains than we could count, alternating between tight twisting switchbacks and long sweeping turns across gorgeous valleys, every minute bringing a completely different landscape. On the way down we jumped on and off the Blue Ridge Parkway anytime it suited us, now that we're on our way home we spent all day yesterday tearing back along it, riding the spine of the Appalachians. The trees would suddenly part on one side revealing mile after mile of sweeping vista, then close in again only to part on the other side, on rare occasions dropping away on both sides leaving us belting along literally above the clouds with the world spread out around us. On Skyline Drive we climbed up through the rain to find ourselves sandwiched between two layers of cloud, the visibility alternating between tens of miles and ten yards. We've passed stands of bamboo, valleys taken over by Kudzu, taken pictures of banana trees, eaten fantastic meals in roadside dives, and once gotten so lost we wound up running on fumes only to emerge from some cart path finding ourselves at the gas station we'd filled up at hours earlier. The same guys were sitting on a bench out front, they made the same small talk as we shared another cup of coffee with them before gassing up. Again.
I have traveled extensively throughout North America, and have often been asked for travel advice. My advice sucks. I don't know anything about all the things normal people would be interested in, but I have spent weeks at a time researching, marking, then exploring every fun piece of pavement I could find. Don't ask me about cool things to see, but if you want to know a fun way to get there, I'm your guy.
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| Gas Station On The Snake, US 421 |
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| Country Store on US 421 |
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| Coffee Shop Somewhere In the Middle Of Nowhere, East of .....? |
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| It's All About Marketing, When The Mill Closes and The Factory Shuts Down, Do What you Can With Whatever You've Got. Name It, and They Will Come. |
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| Blue Ridge Parkway |
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| Highway 28 Entering Georgia, 4 States in 45 Minutes |
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| Departing South Carolina and Entering North Carolina 20 Minutes later |
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| Level With The Clouds, Somewhere On The Blue Ridge |
If I was to make a guess on who might win the upcoming US election based on who has the most lawn signs Trump would be the hands down favorite. We've been passing through some of the most impoverished areas of the US, neighborhoods that would seem to have little in common with a billionaire, but his signs can regularly be spotted at the side of the road. As for Hillary, the only sign I have noticed read "Clinton For Prison". I wish her luck.
We had been tearing around Appalachia for several days before we paid any attention to what was going on in the real world. What brought it to our attention was having to go to several gas stations one morning to find one that had fuel, it seemed that somewhere out there a pipeline had burst resulting in fuel shortages throughout the southeast. That night when we were watching the news the lead story was the National Guard being called out in Charlotte North Carolina. It wasn't until we were planning our route for the next day that we realized we were only an hour away from where people were marching in the streets. We decided to go the other way the next morning.
As usual our bikes attract attention everywhere we go. "Where y'all headed?" "Where y'all frum?" "Is that bike as fast as it looks?" Not sure - Canada - and a resounding YES!
Saturday, September 17, 2016
NEXXT 2016
NEXXT Stands for "North East XX Tour". Ray's bike is a Honda CBR 1100XX, known as a Blackbird. They are a long discontinued and rare Sport Touring motorcycle that has attracted a very serious hard core group of enthusiasts who meet regularly to exchange ideas and tips on how to best customize and personalize their special machines.
And to party.
This year one of their meetings happens to coincide with our trip, so we have joined the group at The Rodeway Inn in Towanda Pennsylvania. It was like walking onto a Drop Zone. Everybody seemed pretty normal at first, just a group of people sharing a common interest. Then the bar opened, the drinking started, and the T shirts came out. By the time the free dinner of smoked ribs was done jugs of moonshine were being passed around, and shortly after that they started organizing the cooler races. The hotel parking lot is quite steep and empties onto a busy street which raises the entertainment value. There aren't enough coolers to go around so they're having to run several elimination heats to narrow the field. I drew a long straw so I'm going to be in the 4th round. I promised Cassandra I would drive carefully, I made no promises about cooler races. The guy who's organizing things swears the local Cops are on board and are going to be closing the street for us. I did see him talking to the cops the first time they came here tonight so maybe he's telling the truth.
Now I have to figure out what to do with the shirt, I'm not sure I even want to risk taking it through customs.
And to party.
This year one of their meetings happens to coincide with our trip, so we have joined the group at The Rodeway Inn in Towanda Pennsylvania. It was like walking onto a Drop Zone. Everybody seemed pretty normal at first, just a group of people sharing a common interest. Then the bar opened, the drinking started, and the T shirts came out. By the time the free dinner of smoked ribs was done jugs of moonshine were being passed around, and shortly after that they started organizing the cooler races. The hotel parking lot is quite steep and empties onto a busy street which raises the entertainment value. There aren't enough coolers to go around so they're having to run several elimination heats to narrow the field. I drew a long straw so I'm going to be in the 4th round. I promised Cassandra I would drive carefully, I made no promises about cooler races. The guy who's organizing things swears the local Cops are on board and are going to be closing the street for us. I did see him talking to the cops the first time they came here tonight so maybe he's telling the truth.
Now I have to figure out what to do with the shirt, I'm not sure I even want to risk taking it through customs.
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| And I'm going to wear this where? |
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| Not even for gardening. |
Dragon Slaying
Dragon Slaying, Lizard Killing, Reptile Stomping, Snake Hunting, pursuits a normal person might associate with a wandering Knight, or someone in need of serious medication. Both possibilities sound about right, especially if you blend them together. By the time you read this Ray and I along with our trusted steeds will be well on our way to Motorcycle heaven, thousands of square miles of mountains and valleys criss-crossed with twisting turning roads, more commonly known as The Southern Appalachians.
Motorcyclists come from all across the planet to ride The Tail of The Dragon - 318 curves in 11 Miles!, or Ride The Snake, 489 Curves, 33 Miles, 3 Mountains, 1 Valley!, The Back Of The Dragon, The Claw Of The Dragon, the list is as endless as the roads. I have a map from a company called Butler that specializes in seeking out, grading, highlighting, and color coding all of the best motorcycle roads in North America (I WANT THAT JOB!!!!). The one they printed that overlaps portions of Tennessee, Kentucky, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Georgia, , and Alabama, looks like a bunch of children hung a map on the wall then stood back and splashed paint all over it. Which isn't very far from the truth. we could spend the next several months there and still only cover a fraction of them.
We only have 9 days, that includes getting there from Ottawa so we'll have to drive really really fast.
Any of you who are reading this and are aware of how my last road trip ended may be a little concerned by the really fast part, but having given it much thought I have come to the conclusion that the reason my bike wound up barrel rolling down the highway launching me at a stationery vehicle is that I wasn't going fast enough.
It's not that I wasn't going fast, because I was, but going fast along a scenic highway with lovely vistas is quite different from tearing along a piece of pavement that bares more resemblance to a roller coaster than to a public road. When you're constantly going from full throttle to grabbing a handful of brakes as you lean into a corner trying to guess which way the road is going to turn as you crest the next rise doing 110 km/hr only able to see 30 yards down the road, praying there isn't yet another kid driving a hay wagon (it is harvest season) filling most of the road in front of you, it has a way of FOCUSING you, of claiming your Total, Complete, Undivided Attention.
Therefore I would like to steal a handy excuse from several of the participants on "Canada's Worst Driver" and say that "Speed Is Safety". The faster we go, the safer we are.
This is the second road trip I've been on with Ray, and the first one was Epic. We shipped our bikes to my sisters place in Surrey before flying out, mounting up, then heading south down the Pacific Coast Highway. It took us more than 3 weeks to get back to Ottawa, taking the most circuitous route that we could. We dodged Wildfires, Downpours, Tornadoes, Blizzards, Buffaloes, (Really! I have Video of Momma Buffalo giving Ray the evil eye as she walked past us while I sat with my bike in gear holding the clutch with my thumb hovering over the start button ready to abandon him to his fate -I only have to outrun YOU!), great big cracks in the Earth (again, I have video) and God knows what the Hell else.
For that trip we had 20 plus days, this time we only have 9, and at least as far to go.
Really, Really, Fast.
On this Road Trip Ray is bring the same mount he had the last time, a Honda Blackbird, his CBR1100XX. Probably one of the most outstanding Sport/Touring machines ever built. That was before he began modifying it. Now it's just one of the best machines ever built, period.
The bike I rode last time is, sadly, no longer with me. The last time I laid eyes upon it's crumpled remains was at Brotherton Towing on the Gaspe Peninsula. It didn't bother me much then, I was happy merely to have survived. But as the days passed and I searched for a replacement for it I began to feel it's loss more and more keenly. It was the best friend I ever had, we had been through so much together, seen so many beautiful things, been to so many places.
I had a file folder at home crammed with reviews I had saved of every motorcycle I had taken so much as a passing fancy to over the years. Chock full of Ducati's, Aprillia's. MV Agusta's, BMW's, as well as all the usual Japanese rides available. One by one one I tracked them down. One by one I either rode it or at least threw a leg over it, and didn't like a single, solitary one. I had no budget, no limits, but I did have some very specific criteria.
Fast. Comfortable. Reasonable range. Can stay on it all day. Could carry luggage. Anti Lock Brakes. Did I mention Fast?
Nothing met the standard. Nothing........... fit.
I spent a lovely afternoon tearing around Montreal completely lost on an MV Agusta Turismo Veloce, a machine that met all of my specifications on paper, but simply didn't fit me.
I rode a BMW F800R, and knew before we left the parking lot that I would never buy one.
I tried so many bikes, searched everywhere I could think of, and didn't find anything that spoke me me.
Then one day I was perusing ads for used bikes trying me put a value on my wreck to help me in my negotiations with the insurance company, and I saw it. Shining in the sun, Bright red, Gold wheels, a 2010 Yamaha FZ1. My Bike. The twin of the one I last saw at Brotherton Towing. It was for sale in Alberta, low mileage, excellent condition, no modifications. stored properly, treated with the love and care that I had treated my own.
After 2 1/2 weeks of searching I had an epiphany - I WANTED MY BIKE BACK!
It is now 6 weeks after the accident, and my life is once again complete. Out in the garage is my new Baby, my best friend, travelling companion, trusted steed. I didn't buy the bike from Alberta, and I had to compromise on the ABS. A 2014 Yamaha FZ1. Still under warranty, 2200 km on it, registered this year. It's White. Wasn't so sure about that at first, but it's growing on me. I've spent the last 3 days crawling all over it, disassembling it, reassembling it, customizing it, personalizing it, making it MINE.
And it's Fast, Very Very Fast.
But I won't drive it too fast, Cassandra made me promise.
Motorcyclists come from all across the planet to ride The Tail of The Dragon - 318 curves in 11 Miles!, or Ride The Snake, 489 Curves, 33 Miles, 3 Mountains, 1 Valley!, The Back Of The Dragon, The Claw Of The Dragon, the list is as endless as the roads. I have a map from a company called Butler that specializes in seeking out, grading, highlighting, and color coding all of the best motorcycle roads in North America (I WANT THAT JOB!!!!). The one they printed that overlaps portions of Tennessee, Kentucky, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Georgia, , and Alabama, looks like a bunch of children hung a map on the wall then stood back and splashed paint all over it. Which isn't very far from the truth. we could spend the next several months there and still only cover a fraction of them.
We only have 9 days, that includes getting there from Ottawa so we'll have to drive really really fast.
Any of you who are reading this and are aware of how my last road trip ended may be a little concerned by the really fast part, but having given it much thought I have come to the conclusion that the reason my bike wound up barrel rolling down the highway launching me at a stationery vehicle is that I wasn't going fast enough.
It's not that I wasn't going fast, because I was, but going fast along a scenic highway with lovely vistas is quite different from tearing along a piece of pavement that bares more resemblance to a roller coaster than to a public road. When you're constantly going from full throttle to grabbing a handful of brakes as you lean into a corner trying to guess which way the road is going to turn as you crest the next rise doing 110 km/hr only able to see 30 yards down the road, praying there isn't yet another kid driving a hay wagon (it is harvest season) filling most of the road in front of you, it has a way of FOCUSING you, of claiming your Total, Complete, Undivided Attention.
Therefore I would like to steal a handy excuse from several of the participants on "Canada's Worst Driver" and say that "Speed Is Safety". The faster we go, the safer we are.
This is the second road trip I've been on with Ray, and the first one was Epic. We shipped our bikes to my sisters place in Surrey before flying out, mounting up, then heading south down the Pacific Coast Highway. It took us more than 3 weeks to get back to Ottawa, taking the most circuitous route that we could. We dodged Wildfires, Downpours, Tornadoes, Blizzards, Buffaloes, (Really! I have Video of Momma Buffalo giving Ray the evil eye as she walked past us while I sat with my bike in gear holding the clutch with my thumb hovering over the start button ready to abandon him to his fate -I only have to outrun YOU!), great big cracks in the Earth (again, I have video) and God knows what the Hell else.
For that trip we had 20 plus days, this time we only have 9, and at least as far to go.
Really, Really, Fast.
On this Road Trip Ray is bring the same mount he had the last time, a Honda Blackbird, his CBR1100XX. Probably one of the most outstanding Sport/Touring machines ever built. That was before he began modifying it. Now it's just one of the best machines ever built, period.
The bike I rode last time is, sadly, no longer with me. The last time I laid eyes upon it's crumpled remains was at Brotherton Towing on the Gaspe Peninsula. It didn't bother me much then, I was happy merely to have survived. But as the days passed and I searched for a replacement for it I began to feel it's loss more and more keenly. It was the best friend I ever had, we had been through so much together, seen so many beautiful things, been to so many places.
I had a file folder at home crammed with reviews I had saved of every motorcycle I had taken so much as a passing fancy to over the years. Chock full of Ducati's, Aprillia's. MV Agusta's, BMW's, as well as all the usual Japanese rides available. One by one one I tracked them down. One by one I either rode it or at least threw a leg over it, and didn't like a single, solitary one. I had no budget, no limits, but I did have some very specific criteria.
Fast. Comfortable. Reasonable range. Can stay on it all day. Could carry luggage. Anti Lock Brakes. Did I mention Fast?
Nothing met the standard. Nothing........... fit.
I spent a lovely afternoon tearing around Montreal completely lost on an MV Agusta Turismo Veloce, a machine that met all of my specifications on paper, but simply didn't fit me.
I rode a BMW F800R, and knew before we left the parking lot that I would never buy one.
I tried so many bikes, searched everywhere I could think of, and didn't find anything that spoke me me.
Then one day I was perusing ads for used bikes trying me put a value on my wreck to help me in my negotiations with the insurance company, and I saw it. Shining in the sun, Bright red, Gold wheels, a 2010 Yamaha FZ1. My Bike. The twin of the one I last saw at Brotherton Towing. It was for sale in Alberta, low mileage, excellent condition, no modifications. stored properly, treated with the love and care that I had treated my own.
After 2 1/2 weeks of searching I had an epiphany - I WANTED MY BIKE BACK!
It is now 6 weeks after the accident, and my life is once again complete. Out in the garage is my new Baby, my best friend, travelling companion, trusted steed. I didn't buy the bike from Alberta, and I had to compromise on the ABS. A 2014 Yamaha FZ1. Still under warranty, 2200 km on it, registered this year. It's White. Wasn't so sure about that at first, but it's growing on me. I've spent the last 3 days crawling all over it, disassembling it, reassembling it, customizing it, personalizing it, making it MINE.
And it's Fast, Very Very Fast.
But I won't drive it too fast, Cassandra made me promise.
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