Monday, April 15, 2013

Wrote this a few days ago and forgot to post it


Before the course started I rode down to Sarasota to visit a buddy from Ottawa who lives here in the winter. Dave owns the pool hall down the road from where my store was. The plan was to go for lunch, but it became an epic pub crawl that included beers at a yacht club, watching the sunset from a stool in a Tiki Bar, karaoke, and finishing with a night shooting pool at “The Lizard Lounge”. I kid you not. I picked the place out when trolling through the GPS for one last bar. How could you not want to check out a place with a name like that? It took most of the next day before I felt halfway civilized again.




3 Years ago when I was down here I met some youngsters on sport bikes at a gas station and they took me to a series of abandoned roads that was meant to be a subdivision. When the recession hit the developer walked away, leaving behind a couple miles of perfectly smooth freshly paved asphalt roads that weaved back and forth with no curbs or obstructions to hit if you went down and not a house in sight. There was one road in and out, no traffic, no kids cars pets or alligators. You could see from the rubber left on the surface that it had been well used by the local motorcycle and sports car crowd, and later in the day when I felt up to it I went to see if it was still there. Florida doesn't have many good bike roads so a person has to make their own fun. It was still there, and in use when I arrived. There were 2 bikes and a Miata ripping around when I got there, and by the time I left almost an hour later there were even more. I've missed this kind of riding since leaving the canyons of California behind. Full throttle in the straightaway’s, trail braking into the corners as I slid off the seat and leaned in to lower my center of gravity, trying to pick the perfect line, entry point, turning point, apex, exit point, then set up for the next corner to do it all over again. The only reason I left was an impending storm, I got back to the trailer just before torrential rain started.

There’s no jumping going on here today, a low, solid ceiling with high winds took care of that, so for lack of anything else to do I’m going to explain what AFF is (a couple of people have asked), and give you the best travel tip you will ever get for driving in the United States.

AFF stands for Accelerated Free Fall. It’s a way of taking a student right into free fall at 13,000 feet wearing and (hopefully) deploying their own parachute on their very first jump. They start out with an Instructor on each side holding onto their harness and coaching them with hand signals, transition to one Instructor as they gain stability and control, finally jumping unassisted with the Coach or Instructor along as an observer and safety guy. It’s the best way to learn how to skydive, and in combination with tunnel training has greatly increased the learning curve and safety of the sport.

And now, a gem, a polished diamond for anybody who has ever had to run back and forth while buying gasoline in the US. Most pumps nowadays require you to pay first before they will dispense gasoline. Back home that’s no problem, just swipe a credit card and away you go. Not quite so simple here. When you swipe your card at the pump it asks for your ZIP code so it can verify the billing address against the card for security. Try punching a Canadian postal code with numbers and letters in it into a numerical keypad, it simply doesn't work. Until now that meant you had to go into the gas station, wait in line, pay with card or cash, go back outside and pump the gas, then go back inside and wait in line again to get your change or a credit on your card for the portion you prepaid but didn’t use. If I’m making tracks and covering some distance in the car I might have to go through the whole rigmarole 5 times in a day, and if I was having a throttle heavy day on the bike with no sure supply of fuel further on down the road I might have to do that little dance every hour or so.

No more! The very first place I stopped for fuel after leaving home was on the New York State Turnpike. I got out of the car, swiped my card, and when the screen prompted me to enter my ZIP code my heart sank as I realized I was going to be spending the next 3 months running back and forth several times a day when all I wanted was to gas and go. I had just turned toward the booth when I heard a voice from behind me “Ah! Another Canadian!” There was a guy wearing a Sunoco shirt standing there with a smile on his face. “Can’t get past the Zip code?” he asked. “Here, let me show you how it’s done. What’s your postal code”

“K1V 9T4”

“So the numbers in your postal code are 1, 9, and 4, correct?” I nodded. “Then enter 1-9-4, add on two zero’s to fill it out to 5 digits, and….” The pump hesitated for a moment as signals bounced back and forth between it and VISA, then “ Insert nozzle into fuel tank, push button to select fuel type, squeeze lever.”

Ho-Lee Crap-oly! Hallelujah! I turned to thank the guy but he was already gone, over talking to a confused looking man standing next to an RV with Quebec plates. “Canadian? What’s your postal code sir?” It looks like he was spending the day just walking around explaining to people how to buy gas, and I shall be forever grateful to Sunoco for putting him there. 

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