Skydivers, unlimited Tequila, and Toga's.

What could possibly go wrong?
It's not like we're doing CRW!

WARNING!
The attached pictures are not suitable for all viewers.
In fact, one of them is not suitable for viewing by anybody. I include it out of a sense of duty in an attempt to convey the depths of depravity to which a human being can sink. The sender accepts no responsibility for any
trauma, mental, emotional, or spiritual, that may be suffered by anyone
viewing these photos. View at your own risk. All tattoos were applied by
Jesus.

I would like to further state that no Skydivers were injured during the
taking of these photos. But that would be a lie. At the height of the
festivities, one of the party-goers, well fortified by Margaritas, dropped
his toga, charged across the patio of the Tiki Bar, and threw himself over
the railing into the lake. One problem. There was another deck the other
side of the railing. The railing was immediately lined with Skydivers taking
pictures of the poor sod as he curled up into a ball on the unexpected
obstruction, ten feet below, barely conscious. It looked like the Paparazzi
at a Britney Spears wedding. Did I mention he was naked?

He suffered no permanent injuries, but he does have the longest bruise I
have ever seen. His entire side from shoulder to ankle, and it's the
prettiest colors. I'll try and get a picture when he's not covered in ice
packs.

6 Jumps today, weather came in and there were some problems with manifest.

But I have discovered Effen Vodka. And it's pretty Effin Good!
The adventure continues...........