I would like to take this oppourtunity to apologize to all those who took 
exception to the fact that I called Newfoundland a Maritime province. A 
great many people have pointed out that while it is an Atlantic province, 
the Maritimes are comprised of New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward 
Island.
But just for the record, I'll bet the Maritimes were just as upset at having 
Newfoundland lumped in with them.
They didn't have enough people to send the first load up until almost noon 
today. I didn't even bother to manifest, and was getting ready to get on the 
bike and go when TK called for a few volunteers to help him get a solar 
panel up on the roof at his house. It only took a few minutes, and when we 
were done he turned us loose on his orange and grapefruit trees and in a few 
minutes we had stripped them bare. I'd hardly even seen an orange tree 
before, and it was fun to sit in the branches peeling a freshly plucked 
orange. I left with a whole sack of them.
I decided to set out for Deland and drop in on Gilles and Teresa. About 
halfway there I had to stop for gas. (The fuel stops on this trip seem to be 
providing an endless source of entertainment) Just as I started to pull my 
helmet back on a drop-dead gorgeous blond-haired blue-eyed 10 out of 10 BABE 
came out of the store and walked past me. She was the type every male stops 
whatever he is doing to look at, and every woman loves to hate.
"Nice Bike." she said as she passed by.
"Thank you." I said, reflexively drawing myself up to full height, sucking 
in my gut and puffing out my chest while trying to return my hairline back 
to where it started 20 years ago through sheer force of will.
"My Grand-dad drives one just like it." she said over her shoulder as she 
moved away.
Prick, Psssssssssssst, Kaboom. That's the sound of my ego being punctured, 
deflating, and crashing back to earth.  "Out of the Mouths of Babes....."
The Muff Brothers Reunion Boogie starts this morning. (Saturday) I think 
I'll finally get my gear and go get on a plane, jumping with those clowns is 
always good for some laughs. They seem to share a motto with Homer Simpson: 
"Trying is the first step towards failure." Nathalie arrives tonight, and 
then we're off to Miami tomorrow night, and then the Keys the following day.
It's 80 degrees farenheit, the winds are light, planes are full and flying, 
and it's time to go  have an air bath.
 
 
 
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